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>causalspoilers is a diamond ring that extends at the touch of a button, comes in seven different colours and connects to a small plastic pyramid.

1. royalfan reblogged this from reservoircat and added:

   royalfan is a bathtub that kills fleas! It makes reassuring noises. (That actually sounds like a really useful product,...

2. reservoircat reblogged this from merelygifted and added:

   It’s a robotic dog that floats in water, can be used by several people at once and tastes delicious. The water part...

3. merelygifted reblogged this from ambisyllabicity and added:

   twice the normal speed. Comment très curieusement appropriée! With 3 planets in Gemini - Sun, Mercury, Mars -

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5. ininachu reblogged this from shercockl and added:

   iNinachu is a fax machine that’s ten feet tall! It runs on tapwater and lasts forever.

6. spaceageunicorn reblogged this from crapplebutts and added:

   spaceageunicorn is like a normal gas-mask, but it produces hot tea or coffee.

7. crapplebutts reblogged this from bustermylove and added:

   neongenitalia is a fork that recites haiku and traps mice in a humane fashion. OH MY GOD THIS IS SCARY BECAUSE IT IS...

8. amcraviotospeaks reblogged this from planetbuster and added:

   amcravioto is a digital camera! It detects background radiation! FUCKING YES I AM

9. planetbuster reblogged this from bustermylove and added:

   planetbuster is a cricket bat - it detects explosives … that’s pretty good - but i think it should be a baseball bat…

10. horrorshowweekend reblogged this from bustermylove and added:

    Feloniousfellow is a toaster. It is perfectly safe to use!

11. alysiapalacios reblogged this from bustermylove and added:

    cr8zylady cr8zylady is a barcode reader! It keeps drinks cold! sure…

12. bustermylove reblogged this from thepurpleplague and added:

    bustermylove is a fork that hovers and doubles as a suitcase. Buster would’ve loved that!

13. thepurpleplague reblogged this from plum68 and added:

    thepurpleplague is a samurai sword that makes virtually no noise whatsoever and tells the time. This pleases me.

14. plum68 reblogged this from shercockl and added:

    Plum68 is an ironing board that sticks to the ceiling like a gecko! It swears and loves children.

15. shercockl reblogged this from platinumpixels and added:

    potatoluv is a pen that keeps your breath fresh for up to twenty-four hours, reflects light and produces 240v of...

16. platinumpixels reblogged this from kittencruncher and added:

    PlatinumPixels is a security camera that soothes babies and dispenses tea or coffee. ‘Cuz you know, fuck logic. I love...

17. yunare reblogged this from spacestepmom and added:

    emits dangerous radiation.

18. theunknownwords reblogged this from ismf and added:

    theunknownwords is like a normal pogo stick, but it produces hot tea or coffee.

19. ismf reblogged this from des-libellules and added:

    ismf is a webcam that’s covered with realistic fur! It is perfectly safe to use.

20. des-libellules reblogged this from coffeemustache
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22. souryellows reblogged this from comfortableandkind and added:

    souryellows is a computer mouse that contains alcohol, comes in seven different colours and dissolves dirt.

23. trivinia reblogged this from annacantsleep and added:

    trivinia is an armband that removes stubborn stains, has velcro pads on the side and traps small animals.

24. shewhodanceswithbears reblogged this from infinityankle and added:

    goldenvegetation is an ironing board that has a retro 70s design! It can be used on the move and loves you as a person.

25. laqueus reblogged this from causalspoilers
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27. coxic reblogged this from eyes-kendi and added:

    tahotastic is a jetpack that counts your loose change! It helps the medicine go down and makes clicking noises.

28. vampirechipmunk reblogged this from hiddenguardy and added:

    vampirechipmunk is a genetically-modified sheep that keeps your carpets clean! It detects background radiation and...

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30. obiwansnewapprentice reblogged this from obscureculturalreference and added:

    ObiWansNewApprentice is a trouser press! It induces lucid dreaming! somehow, I find this oddly fitting…

31. srippii reblogged this from lesbighost and added:

    normal blender, but...any murderous rampages yet....blender....

32. replaceheart reblogged this from take-that-easy and added:

    replaceheart is a hat that bounces! It shoots laser beams and shreds documents.

33. eachainn reblogged this from natoya25 and added:

    eachainn is a stapler that glows in the dark and can light cigarettes.

34. yuki-x-judai reblogged this from natoya25 and added:

    is… “pharaoh-x-aibou...trained professional.” Gosh, I sound so special *shiny eyes*

35. natoya25 reblogged this from nightsasunder and added:

    Natoya25 is a pen that glows in the dark and can be controlled remotely. I’m a glow in the dark pen! :D

36. nightsasunder reblogged this from ladyloserface and added:

    nightsasunder is a webcam that shreds documents! It extends at the touch of a button. Now that is just EPIC.

37. literateunstylishkissableunquiet reblogged this from icecreamsocialistslut and added:

    my-lipgloss-smile is a chainsaw that comes in seven different colours! …oh.

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39. a-brilliant-loser reblogged this from thezombienerd and added:

    “yuutousei is a penknife that flashes at intervals and contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica.” I want one…....

40. pocahontasissuperbene reblogged this from matriarch-aethyta and added:

    allieissuperbene is like a normal umbrella, but it cannot be moved. uhm

41. life-in-3d reblogged this from usb-dongle and added:

    life-in-3D is a video recorder that can be taken on holiday! It helps around the home and obeys simple instructions.

42. mymindinbinary reblogged this from kiki-myaki and added:

    Rainbow Pooping Unicorn is like a normal fizzy drink, but it increases your sex appeal. omg yes.

43. biggestnerd reblogged this from timelordy-teganbreann and added:

    biggestnerd is a television set that has a human brain inside! It has room for a tricycle inside.

44. hoeskee reblogged this from closetsexual and added:

    Hoeskee is a shoelace! It mimics the movements of a lizard! lol wut

45. snaildoki reblogged this from ravelegend and added:

    snaildoki is a walking stick! It dissolves in water! what

46. wellcometothecrazy reblogged this from underthesuperwhosea and added:

    wellcometothecrazy is a pogo stick that traps small animals! It is laced with vodka and has an alarm setting.

47. underthesuperwhosea reblogged this from greetingyouwithchaos and added:

    underthesuperwhosea is a letter-opener that detects evil!

48. annacantsleep reblogged this from vert-et-rose and added:

    emeraldeyesiris is a personal organiser that produces pure oxygen and keeps drinks hot.

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